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I won't plug Bon Ton anymore, I promise, but you all need to go over there and download Ikea, a song by Jonathan Coulton. I know my flist is full of Ikea devotees, so it's a song especially for you!

So rent a car or take the bus
Lay your cash down and put your trust
In the land where the furniture folds to a much smaller size
Billy the bookcase says hello
And so does a table whose name is Ingo
And the chair is a ladder-back birch but his friends call him Karl

Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
Everyone has a home
But if you don’t have a home you can buy one there

Good stuff, I promise!